ROBERT MUGABES'S LETTER TO WHITE MEN

Dear white men, U asked us to wear coats under hot sun,
we did;
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U said we should speak your language, we have obediently
ignored ours.
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U asked us to always tie a rope around our necks like goats,
we have obeyed without questioning.
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U asked our ladies to wear dead people's hair instead of the
natural hair God gave to them, they have obeyed.

U said we should marry just one woman in the midst of
plenty black angels, we reluctantly agreed.
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You said our decent girls should wear catapults instead of
the conventional pants, they have obeyed.
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You asked us to use rubber in order to control our birth rate,
we agreed.....
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Now U want our MEN to sleep with fellow MEN & WOMEN
with fellow WOMEN so that God would punish us like Sodom
and Gomora?
we say No!!
We don't agree with U this time! Proudly African, we say a
huge NO to GAY relationships and LESBIAN.
~Robert Mugabe